Watch “(SHUFFLING)EPIC FUCKING FAIL (FUNNY)” on the artistjumpoff

Posted: June 6, 2012 in ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
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The Good, Bad, & Ugly Jokes!
Good: Your daughter aced her math final.
Bad: She had to have sex with her teacher to get it.
Ugly: She’s home schooled.  —— Good: You get to hangout with your girlfriend at a get-together this weekend. Bad: Your ex-girlfriend will be there. Ugly: It’s your girlfriend’s family reunion. ———- Good: You had sex with your new friend’s hot mom. Bad: He said he hasn’t seen his mom since he was 5. Ugly: He tells you his dad recently got a sex-change. ———- Good: You had sex with a patient. Bad: You got AIDS. Ugly: You’re a vet. —— Good: Your dog came up and gave you a kiss. (lick) Bad: It smells like shit. Ugly: Your dad comes in and asks who flushed the toilet for him. ——— Good: You finally meet someone from online. Bad: It’s your sister. Ugly: You roofie her anyway. ——— Thanks for reading folks!

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